I Did Debbie in Dallas Mug | Funny Retro Sarcastic Gift
Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating
One wishes one did Debbie! 4 Heads!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)
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"One can only assume the HR department is already drafting your warning letter," notes Sir Cucumber Dog, polishing his cucumber monocle.
Ready for a retro gift that packs a punchline? This naughty "I Did Debbie in Dallas" mug is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a wicked sense of humour. Designed for those who appreciate a cheeky wink at 1978 pop culture, this funny retro mug is guaranteed to cause a stir during the morning meeting.
A Bold Dose of Nostalgia (and Judgement)
Whether you are sipping morning coffee or a cheeky afternoon tea, this mug brings a splash of 70s swagger to your desk. The vibrant, full-wrap illustration features a winking cheerleader and the iconic Dallas skyline, complete with the playful disclaimer: "It is not what you think!" Sir Cucumber Dog assures you, it is exactly what they think. It is the perfect inappropriate gift for a friend or a legendary work Secret Santa present.
The Chief Judgement Officer's Specifications
Premium White Ceramic: Crafted for a sturdy feel, capable of surviving the dishwasher after you hastily hide it from the boss.
11oz Dimensions: Measures 9.6 cm in height and 8.2 cm in diameter.
15oz Dimensions: Measures 11.9 cm in height and 8.5 cm in diameter (for those who need more caffeine to handle the judgement).
Modern Durability: Fully safe for use in the microwave and dishwasher. Entirely free from lead and BPA.
Perfect For:
Funny gifts for him or her for milestone birthdays.
A legendary office prank that will not be forgotten anytime soon.
Anyone who loves 1970s nostalgia and rude adult humour.
Delivery Information
Free UK shipping is included on all orders. Because we use premium print-on-demand technology, each piece is crafted to order specifically for you. Please allow a few extra days for us to print your design and get it dispatched directly to your door!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.
Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production before your freshly printed order is shipped.
Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we will sort it. No stress, no fuss.
Frequently asked questions
When will I receive my mug?
Patience is a virtue, one I can see you likely do not possess. Your new vessel of disdain is printed specifically for you upon order. Production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed and shipped, we will provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is the returns policy?
Let me be absolutely clear. As each ceramic masterpiece is a bespoke item printed specifically for you, we do not accept returns for a sudden change of mind. Your fleeting whims are your own affair.
However, if your mug arrives looking like it wrestled a badger in transit (i.e., is damaged or misprinted), that is simply unacceptable. Contact our support minions immediately with a clear photograph of the disaster. We shall move heaven and earth to replace it and ensure you receive the perfection you paid for.
How do I care for my product?
We have provided the hostile typography; now you need to do the responsible bit. Treat these items properly, or Sir Cucumber Dog will be sorely disappointed in you.
- Standard Mugs (11 oz & 15 oz): Good news. These are certified high-quality ceramic. You can shove them in the dishwasher and microwave without guilt. Just do not let your incompetent colleagues steal them.
- Heat Colour Changing Mugs: Listen up, these are delicate divas. HAND WASH THEM ONLY. Putting this variant in the microwave or dishwasher is a direct insult to the magic inside. You will ruin it. Do not do it.
Is this design suitable for the workplace?
Only if your colleagues possess a shred of self-awareness or your HR department has given up entirely. We highly recommend placing it firmly on your desk to deter pointless meetings, bad ideas, and general stupidity.