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A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky.
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  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky.
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky. 15oz
  • A white ceramic mug featuring a retro, 1970s-style cartoon illustration of a blonde cheerleader in a red and white Dallas uniform holding pom-poms. Large, vintage-style orange and yellow text reads I DID DEBBIE IN DALLAS! with a subtext that says Est. 1978 (It's not what you think!) and A FUNNY (AND SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY) REMINDER!. The background shows a stylized Dallas city skyline with stars and confetti under a dark blue sky. 15oz
I Did Debbie in Dallas Mug | Funny Retro Sarcastic Gift

I Did Debbie in Dallas Mug | Funny Retro Sarcastic Gift

£17.00
£17.00
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Sir Cucumber Dog's Offensiveness Rating

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One wishes one did Debbie! 4 Heads!
- CJO (Chief Judgement Officer)

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"One can only assume the HR department is already drafting your warning letter," notes Sir Cucumber Dog, polishing his cucumber monocle.

Ready for a retro gift that packs a punchline? This naughty "I Did Debbie in Dallas" mug is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a wicked sense of humour. Designed for those who appreciate a cheeky wink at 1978 pop culture, this funny retro mug is guaranteed to cause a stir during the morning meeting.

A Bold Dose of Nostalgia (and Judgement)

Whether you are sipping morning coffee or a cheeky afternoon tea, this mug brings a splash of 70s swagger to your desk. The vibrant, full-wrap illustration features a winking cheerleader and the iconic Dallas skyline, complete with the playful disclaimer: "It is not what you think!" Sir Cucumber Dog assures you, it is exactly what they think. It is the perfect inappropriate gift for a friend or a legendary work Secret Santa present.

The Chief Judgement Officer's Specifications

  • Premium White Ceramic: Crafted for a sturdy feel, capable of surviving the dishwasher after you hastily hide it from the boss.

  • 11oz Dimensions: Measures 9.6 cm in height and 8.2 cm in diameter.

  • 15oz Dimensions: Measures 11.9 cm in height and 8.5 cm in diameter (for those who need more caffeine to handle the judgement).

  • Modern Durability: Fully safe for use in the microwave and dishwasher. Entirely free from lead and BPA.

Perfect For:

  • Funny gifts for him or her for milestone birthdays.

  • A legendary office prank that will not be forgotten anytime soon.

  • Anyone who loves 1970s nostalgia and rude adult humour.

Delivery Information

Free UK shipping is included on all orders. Because we use premium print-on-demand technology, each piece is crafted to order specifically for you. Please allow a few extra days for us to print your design and get it dispatched directly to your door!
Shipping & Returns

Sir Cucumber Dog pays for delivery.

  • Cost: £0.00. Every order ships FREE within the UK & USA.
  • Timing: Your item is crafted specifically for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before it departs our green-lit HQ.
  • Returns: If it arrives damaged or the pug messed up the print, we’ll sort it. No stress, no fuss.

Frequently asked questions

How do I choose the correct size?

Do not guess your size. Our funny slogan t-shirts and premium apparel use standard UK unisex sizing. Please consult the dedicated size guide located on this specific product page before adding the item to your basket. Taking a moment to measure a shirt you already own is the best way to ensure a proper fit and avoid looking like a burst sausage.
How long does delivery take?

We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?

Your new apparel or rude accessory is printed specifically for you. This sustainable print on demand process means production takes roughly 2 to 5 business days. Once your item is freshly printed, we will dispatch your order and provide a tracking link. Standard shipping within the UK and the US is completely free.
What is your return policy?

As every single item is a bespoke masterpiece printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for a sudden change of heart or incorrect sizing. However, if your item arrives misprinted, faulty, or damaged by the courier, please contact our support team immediately with a clear photograph so we can resolve the issue.
How do I wash and care for this item?

Treat your new goods with the respect they deserve. Wash our organic cotton t-shirts inside out on a cool wash (30 degrees Celsius) and allow them to air dry to maintain their shape. Standard ceramic mugs are entirely dishwasher safe, but our heat colour changing mugs are delicate divas that must be washed by hand.
Who is Sir Cucumber Dog?

A gentleman does not typically reveal his secrets, but for you, I will make an exception. I am Sir Cucumber Dog: a plush pug of unparalleled sophistication, permanently squeezed into a bespoke green cucumber print suit. The cucumber monocle is purely for judging your life choices, and the yellow bow tie is because I am not a savage.

As the Chairman of this establishment, I oversee a curated collection of rude and funny designs across mugs, tees, and coasters, all presented in our signature Cucumber green and Cucumber cream. I am the physical embodiment of a lifestyle that prioritises sharp tailoring, strong gin, and an overwhelming disdain for the general public.

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