I Fart In Lifts T-shirt The Public Nuisance Collection

Some people make small talk in a lift. You make a statement. This T-shirt is an honest declaration of your favourite anti-social pastime, a wearable warning sign for anyone about to share a small, enclosed space with you. You're not just going up; you're going nuclear.

This tee features a helpful, diagrammatic guide to your craft, showing a lone figure executing a perfect crop-dusting by the control panel. It’s not just a confession; it's a visual promise of what's to come. It says, "Yes, I did just press the button for every single floor."

Perfect for the office anarchist, the mischief-maker, and anyone who believes that the awkward silence in a lift is a canvas, and a fart is their paintbrush.

Why This Shirt is a Public Service Announcement:

• A Masterpiece of Antisocial Artistry: For those who appreciate the finer points of petty rebellion.

• A Clear Warning: Manages the expectations of fellow passengers beautifully. They can't say they weren't told.

• Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, because your gift to the public is already generous enough.

• Comfort for the Culprit: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for standing perfectly still, maintaining eye contact, and enjoying your handiwork.

The Fiddly Bits (Specs):

• Fabric Composition:

  • Solid colours are 100% cotton.

  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

  • Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, gaseous malevolence.

• Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).

• Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem. It’s built to withstand the inevitable glares.

• Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).

A Note On Your Order (Freshly Emitted): This shirt isn't just sitting around. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it's brilliant for cutting down on waste. You can’t rush this kind of artistry.

Heads-Up (Disclaimers):

• The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.

• The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It's a feature, not a flaw.

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