I STILL OWE JESUS A FIVER! Mug
11 oz
£12.99
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Some debts are eternal, but this one is just plain awkward. Embrace the blasphemous banter with this bold, bright, and unapologetically rude mug.
This design isn't just for anyone; it's the perfect gift for the older one in your life. We’re talking about that friend or relative who is so vintage they were probably around when water was first being turned into wine. If they’re reaching an age where they’ve seen it all (and forgotten half of it), this funny over-the-hill gift will give them a proper laugh.
Featuring the high-contrast combo of our signature lime green text against a deep purple background, this mug screams financial failings from a bygone era. Whether they’re a retired legend with a dark sense of humour or just someone who enjoys a bit of offensive banter, this is the ultimate conversation starter.
Key Features:
Design: Bold lime green typography on a purple background reading: "I STILL OWE JESUS A FIVER!"
The Perfect "Old Person" Gift: An ideal funny 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday gift for someone who’s been around since the beginning of time.
Tone: Funny, irreverent, offensive, and sarcastic.
Material: High-quality ceramic that’s built to last longer than your repayment plan.
Sizes: * 11oz (Standard): The classic choice for a standard tea or coffee.
15oz (Large): For those days when you need extra caffeine to remember where you left your keys.
Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe—because life is too short for hand-washing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I STILL OWE JESUS A FIVER! Mug
£12.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
This design isn't just for anyone; it's the perfect gift for the older one in your life. We’re talking about that friend or relative who is so vintage they were probably around when water was first being turned into wine. If they’re reaching an age where they’ve seen it all (and forgotten half of it), this funny over-the-hill gift will give them a proper laugh.
Featuring the high-contrast combo of our signature lime green text against a deep purple background, this mug screams financial failings from a bygone era. Whether they’re a retired legend with a dark sense of humour or just someone who enjoys a bit of offensive banter, this is the ultimate conversation starter.
Key Features:
Design: Bold lime green typography on a purple background reading: "I STILL OWE JESUS A FIVER!"
The Perfect "Old Person" Gift: An ideal funny 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday gift for someone who’s been around since the beginning of time.
Tone: Funny, irreverent, offensive, and sarcastic.
Material: High-quality ceramic that’s built to last longer than your repayment plan.
Sizes: * 11oz (Standard): The classic choice for a standard tea or coffee.
15oz (Large): For those days when you need extra caffeine to remember where you left your keys.
Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe—because life is too short for hand-washing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
