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I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat
£28.99
We print everything to order—because we hate waste and dusty stock. Due to this highly customised effort, delivery takes 4–8 days (yes, you have to wait). If you’re lucky, it’s 2–5. We’ll send a dispatch email when your stuff is finally on its way.
Lay down the ultimate excuse for the state of the flat right at the door!
This mat is the perfect, sarcastic welcome for any student pad, house share, or highly chaotic home. Featuring the undeniable justification, "I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY," this mat sets clear (and low) expectations for any visitor. It's guaranteed to get a knowing chuckle from fellow students and a sigh of recognition from graduates.
It's the ideal funny student gift for starting university, or a brilliant rude housewarming present for a new flat. This mat is durable and suitable for indoor use only (and can probably handle spilled instant noodles).
Product Specifications: Overall Size: 60 x 40 cm Printable Area: 57 x 37 cm Base: Non-slip rubber Use: Indoor Only
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
