(See Reverse For Instructions) T-Shirt
Black / S
£19.99
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(See Reverse For Instructions) T-Shirt
£19.99
You are a connoisseur of the pointless task. You appreciate the fine art of making a total stranger perform a physical action for absolutely no reason at all. This T-shirt is your primary tool of disruption.
The premise is beautifully simple. The front of the shirt politely informs the reader: "SEE REVERSE FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO READ THIS TEE." Naturally, the reader will wait for you to turn around, or actively walk behind you to find the secret. And what will they find? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The reverse is a barren wasteland of grey fabric.
Part of our Mind Games Collection, this tee is designed to induce a brief moment of confused disappointment in others, which is the highest form of entertainment. Presiding over this minor social crime is Sir Cucumber Dog, looking on with his signature unimpressed glare. He knows there is nothing on the back. He just wants to see how many people check anyway.
Why This Shirt is a Masterpiece of Misdirection:
The Ultimate Anti-Climax: A prank that requires zero effort from you and maximum curiosity from them.
Sir Cucumber Dog Approved: Our dapper pug is the smug face of your pointless prank.
Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, because wasting people's time should be free of charge.
Comfort for the Prankster: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for standing perfectly still while people orbit you in confusion.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs):
Fabric Composition: * Solid colours are 100% cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, unwarranted curiosity.
Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (Freshly Printed Mischief): This shirt is not just sitting in a warehouse. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it is brilliant for cutting down on waste. You cannot rush this level of elegant annoyance.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It is a feature, not a flaw.
The premise is beautifully simple. The front of the shirt politely informs the reader: "SEE REVERSE FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO READ THIS TEE." Naturally, the reader will wait for you to turn around, or actively walk behind you to find the secret. And what will they find? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The reverse is a barren wasteland of grey fabric.
Part of our Mind Games Collection, this tee is designed to induce a brief moment of confused disappointment in others, which is the highest form of entertainment. Presiding over this minor social crime is Sir Cucumber Dog, looking on with his signature unimpressed glare. He knows there is nothing on the back. He just wants to see how many people check anyway.
Why This Shirt is a Masterpiece of Misdirection:
The Ultimate Anti-Climax: A prank that requires zero effort from you and maximum curiosity from them.
Sir Cucumber Dog Approved: Our dapper pug is the smug face of your pointless prank.
Royal Mail, On The House: Dispatched with Free UK Shipping, because wasting people's time should be free of charge.
Comfort for the Prankster: Made from soft, sturdy cotton, ideal for standing perfectly still while people orbit you in confusion.
The Fiddly Bits (Specs):
Fabric Composition: * Solid colours are 100% cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Heather colours are a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend of pure, unwarranted curiosity.
Fabric Weight: A solid 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²).
Construction: Made with open-end yarn and tubular fabric, with a taped neck and shoulders. Plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
Sourced From: Our blank tees are sourced from various corners of the world (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico).
A Note On Your Order (Freshly Printed Mischief): This shirt is not just sitting in a warehouse. Each one is printed fresh just for you the moment you place your order. This on-demand wizardry means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it is brilliant for cutting down on waste. You cannot rush this level of elegant annoyance.
Heads-Up (Disclaimers):
The White tee is more of an 'off-white'.
The Natural colour has dark speckles in it. It is a feature, not a flaw.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
Every brilliant mug, tee, or coaster you order is made especially for you using print-on-demand. This custom process is personally overseen by our mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog, who ensures his cucumber monocle is positioned just right for the official 'Pug of Approval' stamp. Because we don't hold stock and craft everything bespoke, your order takes a little longer to arrive than rushed, mass-produced items. But this extra time guarantees a high-quality, perfectly rude, and funny product made just for you!
