FRESH OFF THE PRESS
Behold! The freshest bounty from the comedy patch, personally inspected by Sir Cucumber Dog himself. This is the only place to find our brand-spanking-new designs—crisp, cool, and guaranteed to be delightfully inappropriate. Don't miss out on the latest gear: grab our newest novelty mugs, fresh funny tees, latest humorous coasters, and the newest rude indoor mats before they go stale. This is the best collection of funny merchandise and novelty gifts guaranteed to provide shock and laughter.
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Cucumber Dog The Boss White Mug -
Worlds Best Looking Mistake White Mug -
The Oddball In The Family White Mug -
Weirdest Person I Know White Mug -
At Least The Dog Thinks I'm Cool T-shirt -
My Dog Schedule T-shirt -
Dogs Rule T-shirt -
Life Is Ruff T-shirt -
I Lick My Butt T-shirt -
Cucumis Pugus White Mug -
High Santa Christmas T-shirt -
Oh Buoy T-shirt -
I've Got A Yacht To Do T-shirt -
I'd Rather Not White Mug -
Cupid Stunt Coaster -
Inside Voice? Never Met Her Mug -
Full Homo. No Apologies. T-Shirt -
Area 51 Reject T-Shirt | The Conspiracy Collection -
I Peaked In Nursery T-shirt -
My Boss Is What Happens White Mug -
I Don't Fart Darling White Mug -
I Fart In Lifts T-shirt The Public Nuisance Collection -
Mofo White Mug -
Laugh At Farts White Mug
