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You’ve stumbled upon the official home of Sir Cucumber Dog, where our only mission is to create hilarious and inappropriate gifts. Let's cause some trouble.
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YOU'RE NOT WELCOME!" Rude & Offensive Door Mat -
GINGER'S CHOPPING BOARD - Personalised Glass Kitchenware -
GINGER'S BATH MAT" - The Most Demanding Mat in the House! -
THE GINGER PERSON MUG -
I'M A STUDENT. IT'S ALLOWED TO BE MESSY." Indoor Door Mat -
SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU. Indoor Door Mat -
BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat -
I LOVE IT WHEN THE JUICES GO ALL OVER ME! Chopping Board -
GINGER PERSON LIVES HERE" Indoor Door Mat -
"OI OI SAVALOY!" British Greetings Door Mat -
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CHOPPING BOARD! -
WELCOME TO THE NUT HOUSE! Funny Family Door Mat -
Sir Cucumber Dog Coasters (Set of 4) | Rude Pug Gift | Funny Novelty Coaster Set -
Butt Plug Coaster
